"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat..."
"What's that mean?" askes the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come ask you."
Dad says, "Ok, but Bring Belle over here first." He then takes an oilrag, soaks it with petrol, and scrubs the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and says "All good, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl leaves but returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asks, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl replies, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
"What's that mean?" askes the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come ask you."
Dad says, "Ok, but Bring Belle over here first." He then takes an oilrag, soaks it with petrol, and scrubs the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and says "All good, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl leaves but returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asks, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl replies, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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